Fashion Faus Pas Part II

Ladies. Really?

I would like to make a couple things clear to my fellow women. Especially those college ladies, working hard for that degree. There are just some things that I can no longer tolerate.

1. Leggings are NOT pants
Leggings are cute when worn correctly. They look nice under a skirt (as long as it’s not a jean skirt) or dress, especially when it’s a bit chilly outside. It’s also acceptable to wear AT HOME when you’re lazing about. However, leggings are NOT suitable substitutes for pants. Firstly they are tight fitting and there are many of you that don’t need to be walking around showing all of that. (It would almost be like wearing only pantie hose and a sweatshirt. Leggings weren’t made to be pants). Leggings are not meant to be alone; they are meant to be paired with something. I don’t wanna to see you’re scantily clad lower half. So when you come to class wearing flip flops, leggings, and your boyfriend’s sweatshirt you just look lazy. Or like you forgot to get fully dressed this morning. Either way, you look stupid. Put on some pants.

2. Sweatpants and pajamas in public
Are you planning on working out after class? No? Are you sleep walking? No? Unless you lost all your regular clothes in a fire or that Freshman Fifteen has fattened you out of all of your jeans, then I fail to grasp why you think sweatpants or pajama pants are acceptable. You look lazy and sloppy. You lose everyone’s respect when that’s all you wear, all the time. You don’t have five extra seconds to put on some jeans? Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that would cut into your hair straightening time. God forbid you add a curly bed head to an already careless disarray of clothing. By the way, there’s mustard on your left leg you disheveled fuck.

3.  Ugg boots paired with said sweatpants
Really? Ugg boots at all is atrocious. Why would you add to this image of “I don’t care” with those fluffy, piss poor excuses for foot wear? It’s not attractive. Ever. I don’t care who you are.

4. Rain boots…when it’s not raining
I understand you paid the same amount for those things as a regular pair of tennis shoes, but that’s your own damn fault. But they’re super cute! I’m sorry, what? They have polka dots and duckies? They’re comfortable? You don’t have to tie them? IT’S NOT RAINING, DUMB SHIT!  Save your money and buy some tennis shoes.

5. Camouflage
Are you planning on joining the service? Are you already enlisted? Then take that shit off because it’s not a fashion statement. It’s tacky. Unless all you have under that is leggings. Then go home and change, for the love of God. I doubt it’ll make much of a difference for those deer you’re shooting either. They’re laughing, too.

More to come. There will always be something stupid to complain about when it comes to “fashion”.

Stay tuned
CP, Out.

~ by findingherforte on June 3, 2010.